season phinale photos

SEASON FINALE

THIS FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5TH

1030 PM

UC 222

SEE YA'LL THERE

OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW!

USF's Awkward Silence ::: October Edition from San Francisco Foghorn on Vimeo.

almost.

sex is like making a phone call....

...i do it on the go
...they've outlawed doing it in cars
...it's nerve racking when it's with someone i've never talked to before
...remember the good old days when everyone did it in a phone booth?
...sometimes i just pretend and use a banana

leave yours in the comments!

open practice!!!

Want to see what Awkward Silence members do on Wednesdays from 1030 to midnight?

Doesn't everyone??

Come to our OPEN PRACTICE Wednesday, November 6, at 1030 pm in UC 222. We'll play some games, have some laughs, make fun of each other.

Only come if you will participate!

XOXOXO

SHOW THIS THURSDAY!!!!

OCTOBER 30TH

1030 PM

UC222

COME IN COSTUME!!!

BARACH O'BAMA IS IRISH!

this is a little long, but funny.

WOYZECK opens this thursday

Come see Awkward Silence's JJ Peeler, James Godbolt, and Jim Taugher in USF's fall production of WOYZECK!


Directed by Roberto Gutierrez Varea
by Georg Buchner

Set in a military prison camp, the play explores the human psyche and how it's affected in dire, unimaginable circumstances.

The show opens THIS THURSDAY, October 16th!
So spread the word.

October
16-19 &
23-25
8pm

$10--General Admission
$5--Students w/ID

Cast:
Zac Rich
James Godbolt
Kendra Leingang
JJ Peeler
Jim Taugher
Julian Micallef
Christopher Canfield
Maria-Isabella Rojas
Lauren Garcia
Janelle Neczypor
Sam Finger
Samantha Sheppard-Gonzales

"ohhh if you become V.P...."

pix from the first show

courtesy of da foghorn

for all you facebook heads..

our friend sam took some photos from our first show!

you can check em out here.

sex is like butter, one time i ate a whole stick

...one of the BEST quotes of the night...

HUGE success last night. I don't think I've ever seen that many people laughing at the same time. And not AT ME for once!!

....awkward.

Anyway, keep your eyes open for our next show!! We heart our fans.

SEASON PREMIERE OF AWKWARD SILENCE

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2ND

10:30 PM

UC 222

AUDIENCE WANTED, PARTICIPATION NEEDED, LAUGHS REQUESTED

sex is like...

a blog. for real:

...Kate's always doing it.

...it's a good place to meet people.

...i need an internet connection first.

post yours!

sex is like gym class...

...everyone gets sweaty
...fat kids get picked last
...i can't, i have my period.
...i always get pegged!
...it ends in awkward showers

leave yours in the comments!

what is YOUR worst freudian slip?

So this one time my friends and I were sitting around talking about Vagina Monologues. Cut to like, 10 minutes later. I'm writing on someone's Facebook wall, and she also is in the room. I shout out to her,

"Oh hey Laura! I'm writing on your vagina!"

Oops.

What's your worst slip? Leave it in the comments.

new memberz!!1!

Congratulations to the following six people who will join our team--

Jay!
Peter!
TJ!
Sarah!
Maro!
Eddie!

Thanks again to everyone who came out. You made us really think hard in our decision cause you were all that good. Stay tuned to future Awkward Silence events where everyone can come and chill and have fun.

TTYL

ummm, how were auditions?!

GREAT!

A HUUUUUUUGE thanks to everyone who showed up. You all (and I really mean ALL) of you did amazing. Seriously, it was such a hard choice to narrow it down to half of the 34 of you. I really really really recommend coming out again next year. We were all blown away by your talent and could have easily made 3 teams out of ya'll.

To those who did make call-backs, see you tomorrow (Thursday) night at 10pm in UC 222.

And really, kudos to every single one of you.

sex is like the DNC and RNC

...when it's bad, it never goes away
...when it's good, it's all you talk about!
...kids should watch it more (or not)
...al gore is always there
...so are a lot of stiff white guys
...YES WE CAN!
...no means no, McCain!

who lovez lolcats???//

i love lolcats!!111!

Funny Pictures

I typed "funny pictures" into google and I found this. Personally I love it when children end up in toilets. Btw, why are they newspapers and wooden stools in the bathtub?

famous last words

famous last words is a game we like to wrap up practices and shows with every now and then. it goes like this: the audience gives us the name of a famous person, and we predict what their last words were (or will be). here's what we came up with tonight:

famous last words of george w. bush:
"i should have listened to my dad."
"hey dick, what are ya doin' with that gun?"
"see, america? the iraqis love us! watch, i'll just put my arm around this nice gentleman...."
"mission accomplished."

leave yours in the comments, dear readers!

AUDITIONS!

OMG!!!!111!!

AWKWARD SILENCE AUDITIONS!

Wednesday the 10th

1030pm

University Center 400

See you thurrrrr!!!111

PIZZA IZ KOOL

Funniness is a warm gun

if you know funny you know Demetri

tooting our own horn

USFtv, University of San Francisco's student-run TV station, did a little piece on us last year. Check it out. The first segment is about us.

Click here for awesomeness.

oh, ain't we clever

SEX IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS...(as made up by ourselves tonight)

...the opening ceremonies take way too long
...the pressure's on!
..."let's see that in slow-mo!"
...guys, I think the Chinese girls are underage...
...the whole world is watching
...it only comes once every 4 years
...Alicia Sacramone ruined it for everyone
...everyone is compared to Michael Phelps

leave yours in the comments!

welcome to the first awkward silence blog posting

This is just a test. Love ya'll.