Tuesday, September 30, 2008

SEASON PREMIERE OF AWKWARD SILENCE

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2ND

10:30 PM

UC 222

AUDIENCE WANTED, PARTICIPATION NEEDED, LAUGHS REQUESTED

Sunday, September 28, 2008

sex is like...

a blog. for real:

...Kate's always doing it.

...it's a good place to meet people.

...i need an internet connection first.

post yours!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

sex is like gym class...

...everyone gets sweaty
...fat kids get picked last
...i can't, i have my period.
...i always get pegged!
...it ends in awkward showers

leave yours in the comments!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

what is YOUR worst freudian slip?

So this one time my friends and I were sitting around talking about Vagina Monologues. Cut to like, 10 minutes later. I'm writing on someone's Facebook wall, and she also is in the room. I shout out to her,

"Oh hey Laura! I'm writing on your vagina!"

Oops.

What's your worst slip? Leave it in the comments.

Friday, September 12, 2008

new memberz!!1!

Congratulations to the following six people who will join our team--

Jay!
Peter!
TJ!
Sarah!
Maro!
Eddie!

Thanks again to everyone who came out. You made us really think hard in our decision cause you were all that good. Stay tuned to future Awkward Silence events where everyone can come and chill and have fun.

TTYL

Thursday, September 11, 2008

ummm, how were auditions?!

GREAT!

A HUUUUUUUGE thanks to everyone who showed up. You all (and I really mean ALL) of you did amazing. Seriously, it was such a hard choice to narrow it down to half of the 34 of you. I really really really recommend coming out again next year. We were all blown away by your talent and could have easily made 3 teams out of ya'll.

To those who did make call-backs, see you tomorrow (Thursday) night at 10pm in UC 222.

And really, kudos to every single one of you.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

sex is like the DNC and RNC

...when it's bad, it never goes away
...when it's good, it's all you talk about!
...kids should watch it more (or not)
...al gore is always there
...so are a lot of stiff white guys
...YES WE CAN!
...no means no, McCain!

who lovez lolcats???//

i love lolcats!!111!



Funny Pictures


I typed "funny pictures" into google and I found this. Personally I love it when children end up in toilets. Btw, why are they newspapers and wooden stools in the bathtub?

Thursday, September 4, 2008

famous last words

famous last words is a game we like to wrap up practices and shows with every now and then. it goes like this: the audience gives us the name of a famous person, and we predict what their last words were (or will be). here's what we came up with tonight:

famous last words of george w. bush:
"i should have listened to my dad."
"hey dick, what are ya doin' with that gun?"
"see, america? the iraqis love us! watch, i'll just put my arm around this nice gentleman...."
"mission accomplished."

leave yours in the comments, dear readers!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

AUDITIONS!

OMG!!!!111!!

AWKWARD SILENCE AUDITIONS!

Wednesday the 10th

1030pm

University Center 400

See you thurrrrr!!!111

PIZZA IZ KOOL

watch this. we like this. at least jim likes this.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Funniness is a warm gun

if you know funny you know Demetri